"So, I think I've seen you around before"
"Yes, Myles, we're in the same Kindergarten class. You chased me once at recess and I threw dirt in your eye, remember?"
"So, what are you doing after this?"
"You know I'm going home with my Mom and Dad, Myles. They're right over there."
"Hey, your Mom's hottt........so how solid is her relationship with your Dad...would she seek the comfort of a younger man?"
"So, uh, I'll see you at school on Monday. I'll share my PB&J with you at lunch."
"You know we're not allowed to share lunches at school.....(Strawberry jelly or grape?)"
"Strawberry."
"I'll bring the go-gurts."
"Tell your Mom I want two."
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You're not right, Annie. You're just not right. ;)
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