This is a true convo that happened at our house:
Aron: So he's related to the Hatfields? Like the Hatfields and McCoys?
Annie: Which one was Hatfield in that show?
Aron: What show?
Annie: That stupid show you made me watch that you thought was super good and somehow quite a few people ended up watching it, too.
Aron: The one on the History channel?
Aron: I dunno.
Annie: Was it Tin Cup guy or the other guy?
Aron: Tin Cup?
Annie: Tin Cup. The guy from Tin Cup. You remember when you were flipping around the TV that time and got to the TV guide channel and you watched like half a screen of Tin Cup while the channel guide was rolling along the bottom half?
Aron: Tin Cup?
Annie: I think that was a real low point for you when you watched the half screen version of that movie, sweetie.
Aron: WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT??
Annie: *sigh* The Hatfields show...which one was Hatfield, Tin Cup guy or the other one...you know, the Big Love guy.
Aron: Are you trying to say Kevin Costner?
Annie: Yeah, him. Was he Hatfield or McCoy?
Aron: Honestly, you use Tin Cup to describe Kevin Costner?
Annie: I guess I coulda used Waterworld...would that have been a more suitable alternative?
Aron: I can not believe you just used Tin Cup. Better options would have been Robin Hood or Dances With Wolves.
Annie: But I thought that would have been more relatable given your history with the half-screen TV Guide channel version of the movie. So who was Hatfield? Was that him or the Big Love guy?
Aron: I don't know who the hell the Big Love guy is.
Annie: Well you're not very helpful.