I have a hard time lying to the kids about Santa. I know it's part of my parental duty/right but I still don't enjoy it. It feels like one giant joke on little kids to me (I know, I'm just weird like that) so I try to be evasive while providing the least amount of details possible. The following conversation took place the other day in my house.
Luke: Can Santa make whatever he wants in his workshop?
Luke: Can he make things he sees on TV?
Luke: I really like the holder that puts just the right amount of toothpaste on your toothbrush.
Me: I would say your best bet would be Grammie.