True conversation that took place in my house:
Luke: Hey, can I be done with dinner?
Me: Yea, I guess so. You did a pretty good job.
L: Can I go in the living room and play with my balls?
L: (running into the living room and coming back) These beach balls? Can I play with these in the house.
M: Yes. Yes, you may play with your "beach balls."
Whew. That was a close one. For those of you who have been around Luke for any period of time, you know that this story could have easily gone another direction.