Camper, Sweet Camper

I thought you were supposed to rough it when you camped....apparently not. Oh, oh, wait, I remember how we roughed it...it was driving 1/2 mile up the road to use a coin operated shower (it was 1.50 for 6 minutes, BTW, which is just enough time to wash your children, shampoo your hair, and say a cursie because you've just run out of water and you have to grope around to find more quarters before you lose your vision courtesy of the folks at Pantene and the bubbles that are running in your eyes.)