This is a true story. For reals.
Luke: Did you just call me Kyle?
Luke: How old do you have to be to change your name?
Me: Probably 18.
Luke: It's not too late to call me Kyle.
Luke: You can call me Ky for a nickname.
Me: Just get up, please, Luke.
Luke: You mean Ky.
Me: I mean "move along, Kid, or you'll have to eat breakfast in Randi's van on the way to school."
Luke: You mean "Move along, Ky."
Me: Just be quiet and go downstairs......Ky.