I finally figured out how to make the most of your camping experience

Step 1: Leave the kids and Aron at the campsite.
Step 2: Enlist the aid of a driver that 1.) Has no interest in drinking and 2.) Is willing to park himself in an open field at a local winery and read a book. See also below:

Step 3: Buy yourself a wine tasting sampler platter because it's a better value.

Critical: DO NOT SHARE
Step 4: Complete your goal

Step 5: Be the happy camper you've always wanted to be.

And they all lived happily ever after.