Monday, August 15, 2011

Boys and Girls Part 2

Scenario #3

Kid: Hey! Did you know that "pooted" is the same thing as "farted?"
Me: Yup.
Kid: Ok. So can I eat a whole box of squeezy sauces? (don't know what a squeezy sauce is? click the link)
Me: Nope.
Kid: I just pooted.
Me: You're still not eating a whole box of squeezy sauces so move on.

Scenario #4
Me: Hey you wanna go to Macy's and smell all the perfumes?
Kid: Sure.
(Five minutes and 7 scents later...)
Me: You want to smell this one next?
Kid: No. My sniffer's broken. Can we go?
Me: Yup.


Con said...

I am telling you, I think we have the same kids! Even J and E are sounding alike now!

Tori :) said...

Your boy is gross. ;)