Kid: You're a nice mom.
Me: Oh yeah?
Kid: Did you know that not everyone gets a nice mom?
Kid: That's what I thought. I'm lucky to have you, huh?
Kid: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Kid: Poop, butt, fart
Me: *Sigh* Poop, butt, fart who?
Kid: Ha! Dad doesn't like it when we say those words!! Tricked you!
Might not be a gender difference I guess. Might just be the difference between a child who is 7 going on 40 and 5 going on.......well........5