While we were having fun at a family wedding and happily snapping these photos, you were busy breaking into Aunt Annie's apartment and stealing her stuff. These things I wish for you:
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May you get stuck in a heinous rain storm as you walk to the pawn shop.
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May the money you get from pawning her stuff fall out of your pocket as you skip home.
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May the trees you jumped into as you leaped off their terrace be full of poison ivy that leaves you with an itchy rash you can't get rid of.
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May every piece of wedding cake you eat from now on taste like sand.
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In short, you stink.
Sincerely,
Annie
2 comments:
Oh, no ~ that's terrible!! Poor Annie ~ at least they were gone, by the time she got back home! That would be very unnerving for her!! And your wishes for the burglar were way kinder than mine!
Thanks for coming down to Columbus yesterday. I too wish terrible things upon the Thief!
Aunt Annie
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