I've been resisting the Elf On the Shelf thing that all my friends do because it's one more thing I have to remember to do in this otherwise crazy busy holiday season. However, at my children's insistence and with their outright acknowledgment that at no time is Santa or any form of Elf magic moving these guys, I have dubbed these elves "Nucky and Margaret." They live at our house and are moved every night. Click the links for Boardwalk Empire character profiles for Nucky and Margaret.
(yeah, we still put a stocking up for our cat that has been dead for 9 years. Stop judging me, Jeanne.)