Thursday, May 10, 2012
Inside Luke is a fat kid just waiting to bust out
(Enters room) Ella: "Why does Luke just eat, eat, EAT all the time! He's such a pig!"
(Sighs) Me: "Why do you care so much what he's eating? You worry about you."
(Rolls eyes) Ella: "He's already had 2 applesauces, a popsicle, and NOW he's eating an ice cream!"
(Double sighs) Me: "I'm trying to chunk him up a little, Ella. He needs to gain a few."
(Walks into room) Luke (crumbs falling out his mouth): "Yeah, Ella, I gotta gain a few." *burp* "I'm too skinny. Hey what happened those cheetos from Tolly's yesterday?"
(Turns to me) Ella: "He's gross."
(Looks at floor) Me: "Get used to it."
**update: Since Luke came home from school today, he has eaten the previously mentioned 2 containers of applesauce, 3 popsicles, the ice cream drumstick, 2 tacos, a yogurt, an entire sleeve of saltines, and a fruit snack. He just asked what was next.