Recently, Luke and I were sitting at Ella's ballet practice waiting for her class to be done. He was sitting in the chair beside me playing a video game while I was talking to the other moms. I wasn't really paying attention to Luke to be honest because he was just quietly playing. All the sudden, the video game fell to the floor and thunked. I looked over at Luke and he had his entire foot in his mouth and was chewing on his nails. I asked him what he was doing and his response was "What? I was just sitting here not doing anything so I might as well get this done."
Kudos for the multi-tasking attempt (I guess) as he tried to play the video game, chew his toenails, AND watch The Incredibles on the TV that was in the room, too. The other Moms claimed to have not noticed until the game fell.
Thank you for lying, other Moms, to make me feel better.