This is the anthem of another popular show at our house. The Wonderpets. The general run down goes something like this--it's a baby duck, baby turtle, and a gerbil that run around together saving baby animals with teamwork. Luke really enjoys the show and usually spends the entire episode on a bean bag chair just as you see him here. Harmless enough, right? The other day I was in the kitchen while the Wonderpets were on and I came back in to see Luke standing in the middle of the living room floor with his pants around his ankles, holding winkie in one hand, and peeing on my rug. Of course, I shouted "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I should've realized I had just broken the cardinal rule about what to do when your kid's holding winkie in one hand while peeing on your living room rug--
NEVER, NEVER STARTLE THE CHILD
cause he's just going to start spraying pee everywhere. Yup, that's right, folks. I think Luke peed on most everything within a 1 yard radius. I think even Jane was unfortunate enough to get a few droplets.
They just don' t tell you these things in the brochure. Some things you gotta learn yourself.
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I guess I should have warned you about that. And, when they stand at the potty to pee, if you walk in behind them to say something, they turn their entire body to look at you - so don't do that either.
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