She's too school for cool***
So I went to Ella's Christmas party this morning. I was sitting there talking to one of the boys that sit beside her. I asked him how he was doing and if he was ready to get this party started (it was getting to be time to start the party). He distractedly (is that a word?) answered and said "Yeah....................(pause)....................(pause).......................Ella's the smartest kid in class." I said "Oh yeah? She tries really hard to do a good job." He said "Uh huh...................(staring at Ella)......... and she's real pretty, too..............(staring)....................(staring)..................."Back up, Pint-Sized Romeo. She's not on the market yet so BACK OFF cause her father will be displeased that you're checking out her mental and physical attributes. Besides, her dowry will be small so you may want to hold out for another chick....maybe there's a girl whose Mommy drives a Lexus or something.
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I TOLD you that you would eventually have to lock her in a tower somewhere. Perhaps now is the time…
I think maybe you should keep her for Sam, too. Keep those other kids WAYYYYY back. Sam won't need a dowry...he's going to play professional ball, so he'll make plenty of money. And, he's close the being the smartest in his class too. He says there is only maybe 1-2 kids smarter than him in his class.
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