That kid...what do I say?

"Hey! Hey Ma! I'll show you my teeth!"
"I don't wanna see yours, buddy"

"Whoops, I just whacked myself in the nose with my thumb."

"Don't poke your eye out, kid. Mommy can't afford it with Christmas coming and all."

"How 'bout I show you my nose holes? Your blog wants to see that, right?"

"Um, I love you despite your nose and what's in it."

"I'm gonna show you and you're gonna like it, Ma!"

"I think I'll make dinner now...."