Overheard recently at our house...

This is a true story.  For reals.

 

 

Me: Get up, Luke. It's time for school. 
Luke: Did you just call me Kyle? 
Me: No. 
Luke: How old do you have to be to change your name? 
Me: Probably 18. 
Luke: It's not too late to call me Kyle. 
Me: True 
Luke: You can call me Ky for a nickname. 
Me: Just get up, please, Luke. 
Luke: You mean Ky. 
Me: I mean "move along, Kid, or you'll have to eat breakfast in Randi's van on the way to school."
Luke: Ky.
Me: What? 
Luke: You mean "Move along, Ky." 
Me: Just be quiet and go downstairs......Ky.