Out of the mouths of (quasi) babes

So I surprised Ella and Luke by having lunch with them at school.  I try to do this a few times a school year because it's fun and they love it (Plus I bring Subway which is spectacular when your other choice is a PB&J).

I thought y'all might enjoy some of the things that the kids discussed with me today while sitting around the lunch table.  They share a lot.  A LOT!  All of these are true.  Seriously.  True story.

• Hey!  Why are you here?
• Hey!  Are you Ella's mom?  You look like you'd be Ella's Mom.  Ella, is that your mom?
• My Mom tried to fit into her high school cheerleader outfit the other day.  She was fine everywhere but her boobs.  She had surgery because she used to have itty bitty boobs.  She got tired of buying her bras at Victoria's Secret so she got surgery. 
• We live in a basement.  It's a big basement, though.  We might build a cabin someday.  Probably one with 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom and a little bit of yard.
• My Mom's not going to get married anymore.  She and Mr X (I forget the guy's name) just kept cussin and hatin on each other for like 6 months so they don't want to get married.
• Does your Mom have ADHD? Cause she's scaring me.
• Gimme your cookie, Annie!  Last time I'm asking!
• My sister glued my mom's boyfriend pants together once. 
• I wish my mom came to have lunch with me but she never has.
• Hey Annie!  Check out what I got down my pants! (don't worry, it was just a small stuffed animal)
• My dad brings us donuts in the morning. 
• See those kids over there?  They beat me up every day at recess.  I need to run faster.
• Your Subway smells good...can I have it?
• My Mom said she was going to show up at school one day in her high heels ringing a bell in the middle of my class.  (I have no idea what this means.  Even with further prompting I was very confused.).