"Yes, Myles, we're in the same Kindergarten class. You chased me once at recess and I threw dirt in your eye, remember?"
"So, what are you doing after this?"
"You know I'm going home with my Mom and Dad, Myles. They're right over there."
"Hey, your Mom's hottt........so how solid is her relationship with your Dad...would she seek the comfort of a younger man?"
"You know we're not allowed to share lunches at school.....(Strawberry jelly or grape?)"
"Strawberry."
"I'll bring the go-gurts."
"Tell your Mom I want two."