
My Dad, bro, Aron, and I were all riding home from the OSU game when we saw this sign. It made for some good laughs.
As an aside but along a similar vein, we all know that my Dad's a little crazy, right? See also posts
My Dad---YIKES and
Darn! I'm not adopted. Anyhoos, after the game, we decided to go out to eat. The sandwich I ordered came with a tomato slice. I chose not to eat the tomato because raw tomatoes are not my favorite food. Sometimes I'll make myself eat some because they're good for me but sometimes not. My Dad looked at the tomato slice then looked at me then looked at the tomato slice then looked at me. He then told me "Better eat your tomato, it's good for your prostate."
No, I'm not kidding and neither was he (no matter what he tells you).